This sad but apparently true article seems like the stuff of urban legends. What can we say about this incident? Not a whole lot really... we all went to school with someone that was just like this kid. Maybe when they arrest him they can also charge him with a sex crime. That way he will not be allowed to be within 500 feet of a school?
You might ask yourself how he would finish school but, the point is exactly that. Maybe he shouldn’t finish so that he can wander around in life knowing that if he had not done that disgusting act while he had a full life ahead of him things would be ok.
I think he deserves the Idiot of the Week award. Then again he might be on some future sluts to do list at this point. Maybe he has a future in pornography. Only time can tell the tale.
Next time put a condom on before you jerk off into the condiment bottle.
Until next time my fellow freaks.