Sunday, July 31, 2005

THe Lady Speaks the Truth

...And when she says it you know she knows what she's talking about...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Rock Hard Cock

So here we have proof that cave women were wild things in the sack. Gotta love that Neolithic labido. I mean just look at this thing:


And maybe you thought that the rubber fist was over board...Here we have actual evidence that being a pervert is the natural state of things. Besides that, I think "Cave Woman Dildo" I think right away of Daryl Hannah in Clan of the Cave Bear:


Yes, My Freaky Darlings...Life is Good.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Anybody Got A Problem With This?

I have no problem with this. War is hell. It's not so pretty when the glove is on the other hand, now is it? One Thousand Years of Mutual Culteral Indifference, eh, My Freaky Darlin'?
We're witnessing a New Crusade, I mean Jihad is pretty much Arabic for Crusade...And no...That's not so pretty either but Don't Panic.
We here at Veritas want you to be prepared for this event so, as a public service, we offer

Top Ten Reasons To Bomb Mecca...

10- The Explosion would make a fantastic Finale for Dick Clarks Final Rock'n New Years Bash
9- I'm not willing to give up the Sports Illustrated Swim-suit issue for the Wet Burka issue.
8- Because bacon tastes good...Pork chops taste good....
7- Every Year during the Hajj they cast stones at the devil...Let's just finish the job once and for all....
6- Because Martyerdom isn't free and Paradise doesn't come cheap
5- 4 words...."Forty cents a Gallon"
4- Because once a week every Sunday is already tearing into my schedual...5 Times a day? You have got to be kidding me....
3- Would be perfect site for the Lovely new "Trump Pilgramage Galleria East: Shopping Community and Resort"
2- 60 million Infedels Can't be Wrong
1- To keep this:

From Happening.

Let's help Keep this all a joke and just say no to Holy War. Remember, my Freaky Darlings, No matter what anyone tells ya...There is No Such Thing as a Holy War.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005



James "Scotty" Doohan

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

With those words Neil Armstrong put into perpective the sense of hope mankind had for the space program. It was 36 years ago today those words were said. Today we still struggle to maintain a habitable enviroment in space. A launching pad for the next leap into the galactic neighborhood so to speak.

The neighbors think Earthlings are the funniest things. How funny are we? How funny is it when the neighbors kid puts aluminum foil all over a cardboard box and buys some model rocket engines and says he is going to blast himself into space?

I think we will never live to see mans greatest achievement, and that is to actually meet our neighbors. That should not stop us from allowing the next generation to be able to do so though.

When you think of the words Neil Armstrong spoke when he first landed on the moon think of all the possibilties for the future of mankind.
Thanks Neil! I hope it isn't our last great step.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

This Doesn't Look Good

Sooner or later China is going to start feeling brave and they're going to ask us to Dance. If Iraq is a distraction from anything at all it's probably to keep us from noticing how China is giving us the stink eye.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Tantaene Animis Caelestibus Irae

"On top of a severe drought, France is fighting a plague of hundreds of thousands of locusts. "

United Press International�-�The Washington Times, America's Newspaper

How symbolic is this? No, I have absolutely no sympathy for them. It's a punishment from the gods over Chiracs senseless prattle.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Khufu's Tomb Still Inside the Pyramid?

Maybe, says Dr. Zahi. Of course there's any number of things one could find in there and Egyptologists everywhere wish that something new will be found in the Great Pyramid, but wish in one hand, spit in the other and see which one fills up first.

The Daily Star - Arts & Culture - The Great Pyramid may still contain Khufu's intact pharaonic tomb

Friday, July 15, 2005

Is This a Threat?

Well, tell us something we don't know...

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

News of Hunter's Funeral


Johnny Depp is going to pay to have Dr. Gonzo's remains shot out of a cannon. We should all get downwind and wait for it.

Loud Goodbye for Hunter Thompson - New York Times

Mama Cass?



Thursday, July 07, 2005

Terror Strikes London

London Blasts Set Off Chaos, Confusion

As if the Brits hadn't suffered enough indignity this week, 4 murder-bombers exploded themselves along the London Transit system. These are savage days, my Freaky Darlings, and none of us is safe anymore.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I may not agree...But I can Understand

Six years int too bad on a rap like that. He could be out in 2 with good behavior. Amen. Fiat justitia and all that rot.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

End the Hate...

Berlusconi's playboy quip irks Finland - MSNBC Wire Services -

What the hell is up with a all this Finn Bashing?

Amazing Catfish

Yahoo! News Photo: "Thai fishermen have caught this giant catfish believed to be the world's heaviest living freshwater fish but died and was eaten after environmentalists and officials negotiated for its release to allow it to spawn"


I'd have filleted it, dunked it in a swimming pool of beer batter, deep fried it in a ginormous fryer, set up 3 kegs, and invited EVERYONE over...

Chirac NO on Finn Food, Burgers "No where near as bad"

In a suprise and unprevoked fit of anti-Finnish fervor yesterday, President Jaque Chirac of France declared the Finns to have the worst food in Europe. In an simarlarly suprising fashion he also suggested that the United States is a better ally than the Brits by declaring that hambergers were no where near as bad as British cuisine, just after suggesting that "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that." Yes, my Freaky Darlings, it's time to start calling them French Fries again because it looks like they like us better than the our British friends. Well, Tom Cruise did hold his engagement stunt in Paris so they owe us big.


Monday, July 04, 2005


Originally uploaded by adrastas.
God Bless America and Death to All Her Enemies.