Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Chirac NO on Finn Food, Burgers "No where near as bad"

In a suprise and unprevoked fit of anti-Finnish fervor yesterday, President Jaque Chirac of France declared the Finns to have the worst food in Europe. In an simarlarly suprising fashion he also suggested that the United States is a better ally than the Brits by declaring that hambergers were no where near as bad as British cuisine, just after suggesting that "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that." Yes, my Freaky Darlings, it's time to start calling them French Fries again because it looks like they like us better than the our British friends. Well, Tom Cruise did hold his engagement stunt in Paris so they owe us big.

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