Anybody Got A Problem With This?

I have no problem with this. War is hell. It's not so pretty when the glove is on the other hand, now is it? One Thousand Years of Mutual Culteral Indifference, eh, My Freaky Darlin'?
We're witnessing a New Crusade, I mean Jihad is pretty much Arabic for Crusade...And no...That's not so pretty either but Don't Panic.
We here at Veritas want you to be prepared for this event so, as a public service, we offer

Top Ten Reasons To Bomb Mecca...

10- The Explosion would make a fantastic Finale for Dick Clarks Final Rock'n New Years Bash
9- I'm not willing to give up the Sports Illustrated Swim-suit issue for the Wet Burka issue.
8- Because bacon tastes good...Pork chops taste good....
7- Every Year during the Hajj they cast stones at the devil...Let's just finish the job once and for all....
6- Because Martyerdom isn't free and Paradise doesn't come cheap
5- 4 words...."Forty cents a Gallon"
4- Because once a week every Sunday is already tearing into my schedual...5 Times a day? You have got to be kidding me....
3- Would be perfect site for the Lovely new "Trump Pilgramage Galleria East: Shopping Community and Resort"
2- 60 million Infedels Can't be Wrong
1- To keep this:



From Happening.


Let's help Keep this all a joke and just say no to Holy War. Remember, my Freaky Darlings, No matter what anyone tells ya...There is No Such Thing as a Holy War.