Sunday, October 10, 2004

The General Sounds Off

General Tommy Franks (ret.) has finally joined in the fracas of this years election. He came out blasting Kerry and backing the Commander in Chief.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

This would really really suck

I mean imagine...and this is the guy we're sending boatloads of money to every month....Show me a reciept, man. If god gave you the land, then, show me a reciept. A deed, a bill of sale, anything, i don't care. Cough up the Ark, Moshi, anything. But prove your claim. And tell me, does God want this much more blood?

Friday, October 08, 2004

A Very Savage Friday

"Woe to those who decree unrightious decrees, who write misfortune, which they have proscribed to rob the needy of justice, and to take what is right from the poor of My people, and that they may rob the fatherless."
-Isiah 10:1-2

Woe indeed. I was saddened to hear about the bomb blasts in the Sinai. I love the Sinai. In college we'd go to Sinai like most people head to their nearest coast. It was not our nearest coast. That would have been the Med but Sinai was always our first choice.
It was the kind of place where a man could go out on clear blue waters and fight a sailfish for half the day. One single sailfish. Or another man can sit, intoxicated in the shade, and watch the shadows grow longer.
It is not a place I could imagine several explosions ripping through a luxury hotel.

I never went to Taba. It wasn't my kind of place. But I have a friend who worked there and she is quite disturbed by the whole savage affair.

"It was always something we used to joke about, " she told me, from Canada. "Getting blown up, over there. You know how it was in Cairo."
"Cairo was never that bad," I told her.
"Yeah, but you know what I mean. This is different, damnit. This was the Sinai. We used to joke about it, you know, all the security they had there but, I mean, damn, it finally happened."

Yes, ma'am, it finally happened. Security or not, they got blowed up all to hell. Hammas said its because of what's going on in Gaza but I doubt that. I doubt that very much, indeed. Why, this is nothing but a cheap and cowardly ploy by the Wrongly Guided Imams to drag Egypt into the New World War.
Egypt has long been our friend. Since before Carter stood grinning on the lawn at Camp David, shaking hands with Sadat and Began, Egypt wanted to be our Friend. Their current president, Hosni Mubarak, has been a good friend. He tried to etch out a spot

A Very Savage Friday Pt. II

The Mighty Domestic HellBitch is in the Kalabooze..... Martha goes shows up to do her time.

Martha does her time...
It's like an intellectual power fuck. Let her go down. She's the Obvious Scapegoat for Enron and Tyco and all those other bloated buffoons. She's the Hesta that has warmed their hearths as they've grown fat on the sweat of the hapless and the wage-slaved.
I hear they did a body-cavity search. I noticed that the mainstream media downplayed that little tid bit. And who can blame them. The last thing I want to think about is *that*...and I the only one who thinks she deserved that?
Maybe you have never known anyone who has been arrested. Thank the gods of deviant intellectualism but I have yet to be dragged before the Justices. Hell, I'll talk my way out...or go down trying. Because the last thing *I* need is someone checking my body for contraband.
Once on the Egyptian/Sudani border is enough for a whole lifetime. Besides that...Martha is gonna be okay...Unless she gets shanked in the shower.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Moonbase? Maybe...Maybe not

It's not like this would be that much of a reach....I mean...There's all sorts of things that we're not being told...

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Here's a Fun Thought....

It's not like we didn't already know about this but the North Koreans have confirmed that they have nukes. Talking heads from coast to coast with a pro-Kerry slant are using this as another reason to show that The US is "less safe" under the currant Administration. So, what would Kerry do about this? No, seriously....What would he do?

Remember the time that President Bush gave that "Axis of Evil" speech? Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, remember? (Full Text at: ) So, it would seem that the Commander in Chief was right after all.

Strange, Yes...Beyond Belief....Hardly

There's something to be said about the Tin-Foil hat crowd....I mean if something like this *does* happen who else is going to tell us about it?

I'm curious about this sort of thing. There's so much out there that we don't know about and to think that we, as a species, have all the answers is just silly. Trouble is figuring out what might be and what might just be smoke and mirrors.

The debates are two nights away and I for one am excited about it. I know I shouldn't expect much out of it. I mean, there will be no sabres drawn, no shots fired. It will not end in an orgy of violence. It will be good to see these two face off though. I'll make sure to have a bottle of bourbon, snacks and plenty of beer, try and turn it into a real event, instead of a staged and choreographed dance of puppets. Wait...Now I'm starting to sound like one of those Tin-Foil hat people.

Well, it would explain alot....

So, that means that we are not only fighting a war against terror but were picking fights on ET as well? Leave it to Dubya to piss everyone off....*everyone*

Monday, September 27, 2004

Another Bleak Day in the Fall of '04

You know it's going to be another bleak day today when you see this sort of thing happen.
This isn't one of the signs of the Apocolypse but it should be. I mean, seriously. Let's all, at least, pretend, to get along.

Friday, July 16, 2004

An ugly Election Season underway

Well, the whole world is against us, my friends. Now, I know what some of you are saying. You're saying to yourselves "See what comes of going it alone?" and "That's what you get," and that sort of thing. It's this kind of thing that has to make one wonder.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

A Springtime Rant

It never does seem to turn out right, does it? That spring time fling. At least the summer fling has better sex. The Spring Thing isn't even really a fling. It's hormones. It's the hormones that make her look so pretty under that particular light. They now know that the brain secretes a secific chemical that, you know....It's like those last few shots at last call...The bartender starts to look good, you know? That's not a Fling. That's hormones.
A Fling has passion. A fling is something you meet by accident just when you'd stopped trying. It is perfectly reasonable to stand on someones street for several hours because one must preserve the integrity of the Fling. A Fling hurts...
Consider: "I was most greaviously injured when the flinged thing, which I belive had wings, came crashing into the side of my skull, causing temporary bouts of Touretes."
I think I'll skip spring altogether and wait for summer. Who knows... things could look better from the other side of several cocktails....

Monday, January 12, 2004

Monday, January 05, 2004

Relax, It's Probably Too Late To Do Anything About It, Anyway

So, my freaky Darlings, they shut down the other site, but we all knew that would happen sooner or later. It's only a matter of time before they'll march their jackbooted feet this way and shut this one down too but until then we'll do what we've always done and try and be a little light in the growing darkness of ignorance and disinformation.

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, take a look around and see for yourself. I mean, have you ever wondered why the United States isn't on the Metric System? Or what exactly was going on over in Groom Lake AFB? Or who killed JFK, RFK, MLK? And more importantly, Why?

Dark reasons, my Freaky Darlings, dark and sinister reasons indeed.


Paranoid? Maybe, but it's important to be paranoid. Remember, It's not paranoia if someone is really out to get you. Paranoid? You bet I'm paranoid. Hell, in this day and age Paranoia isn't a mania or a character's a Survival Trait.

paranoia, from the Greek, meaning madness, from paranoos, demented : para-, beyond; + nous, noos, mind.

In post September 11th America people have finally realized that cultivating a healthy dose of paranoia and fear is more than just a reaction to a fantastic psycho-emotional trauma. Paranoia can save your life and the lives of others. It's important to remember that whats at war in the world today aren't just countries or political ideologies but entire Paradigms. Peoples whole world persepctives are in conflict and nothing is more dangerous than someone who thinks that their reality is more real than your reality. They're the ones who are willing to strap 10 kilo's of TNT to their backs and explode themselves on a Tel Aviv bus. Of course, they're also the ones who shoot little Palistinian kids on their way to school. They're the same ones who tell you that those strange lights in the sky are nothing more than methane gas igniting in the atmosphere from an over abundance of cow flatulance which is, oh, by the way, Contributing to the Greenhouse Effect and causing GLOBAL WARMING.

Dangerous people and dangerous times, everybody, and for the time being all we can do is keep our eyes and ears open, pay close attention to what's happening and, for the planets sake, Eat More Beef.