Where to Pick up Lutheran Chix July 5-10

I'm not entirely certain this is the town to be having this. I mean, we're a Catholic town that loves to party. The Henry B. Gonzalez Convention center is right across the street from the Riverwalk and only a short hop from the bar part of it. If I get the chance I'll head down there and see how many photographs I can get of liquored up Lutheran women staggering around the River with the locals, looking lost and fairly pleased with themselves. With luck, I'll even get some footage of one of them trying to dance.