Nigerian jet crashes with 110 aboard; 7 survive

Yeah, riiight. Suuuure it did. Those crafty Nigerians don't fool me. What'll they cook up next? I bet they're going to start sending emails to let me know that someone on that plane left me 5 million dollars, right? Nu-uh, those fuckers are making it all up, don't believe a word of it. It's a trick! Better safe than sorry.